CNN REPORTER: excuse me sir, but i hear u chanting giniwasekao, giniwasekao what does that mean?

GOR MAHIA FAN: yani namaanisa sisi asaiona. yaani sisi amechukua yeye. yaani kitu najaribu kuelesea wewe ni kuwa sisi ameiteka nyara....

CNN REPORTER: For the purpose of listeners worldwide please explain it in an international language like english, if its not too much to ask

GOR MAHIA FAN: Yawa omera odiero wewe nataka niongee mother-tongue kwa camera..okaay as i was uttering and diffusing the meaning of the adjective ''giniwasekao' it means we have held the KPL cup hostage for the next 12 months

CNN REPORTER: excuse me?

GOR MAHIA FAN: Yes giniwasekao also means, the metalic representation of dominance in the local league is under siege via our green troops. or if u like u can say We have arrested and detained the KPL trophy, Bondo university describes giniwasekao as the custodians of the KPL agenda.

CNN REPORTER: alright, alright and who scored ur goal today?

GOR MAHIA FAN: our sole scorer is called 'Flirt-vagina'

CNN REPORTER: pardon me?

GOR MAHIA FAN: Yes he is acknowledged as 'Seduce-genitalias'.ahh pardon me bado nilikuwa na translate kwa mother tongue, his name un-translated version is SERREnKUMA. he is the one who instructed the round object to interact with the opponents net!!

7 comments:

  1. very!!very funny..

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  2. Ehehe...
    hillarious

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  3. Yees, that translation is correct! who is doubting it? That CNN reporter should be told the truth and that that was it -- period.

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