SHOCKING:Man Who Has Had S3x With Over 1000 CARS Now Says He IS Ready To Settle Down With VW BEETLE

Edward Smith's a 63 year old man claims to have had s3x with only one human in his life out of the 1000 s3xual partners he has had entire life.

"mechaphile," the term for someone sexually attracted to planes, trains and automobiles.

Smith in interview according to the UK's Mirror,brags that He once had a quickie with a copter used in the TV series "Airwolf."

"Some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women. I look at the front and rear on beautiful cars," he said.

But Smith is no longer driven to have sex with just any car. He says his joyriding days are over and that he is committed to "Vanilla," a Volkswagen Beetle he purchased 30 years ago.

"When I hold Vanilla in my arms
there's a powerful energy that comes from her in response to that," he said in an interview with Barcroft TV.

"If anything was to happen to her I would be more than heartbroken."

2 comments:

  1. iddle minds, how can somebody have sex with a car?

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  2. how can a normal person have sex with a car? thats crazy

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