The 10 Commandments According To The UNIVERSITY OF NAIROBI Comrades

They might have gone on indefinite school closure following days of riots that ended in the death of two but the comrades as they refer to themselves are not holding back their bragging rights.

Rioting might have dented their reputation but being the leading higher education learning institute in the land,the comrades are out fiery and defending their own. Here's NEs compilation of what they are saying to justify that they are the creme of the creme.

1. Comrades dont steal from motorists, they confirm how deeep are their pockets thro giving contributions, therefore, the motorists are percieved to facilitate the project.

2. Comrades dont fail exams, they differ in opinions with their lecturers..remember lecturers are also students.

3. Comrades dont throw stones, they measure speeds and momuntum of the cars against stones and the type of impact. It is also used to determine the type of a stone and body movement. Finally in class they draw graphs of trajectory movements. 

4. Comrades dont cook, they prepare meals.

5. Comrades dont smoke, they taste substances that can cause discomposure and confusion.

6. Comrades dont drink, they create jobs in EABL.

7. Comrades never die, they are ccalled by God to teach those who left early without knowledge/ they are promoted to glory.

8. A Comrade is always right if not then refer to, a student is never wrong.

9. A comrade strike is well reffered to as a project and not a riot, where stones are collected, cars sampled and finally graphs of speed and time and trajectory movements are drawn.

10. Comrades dont close roads, they clear jam and stand in for the police.

Note: in the University of Nairobi we have schools and colleges and also highways and a major flyover.

Comrades don't carry mwakenya. It is an external memory or hard disk provided for due to lack of enough space after consuming those bible books like 10 of them. It is used to confirm n place opinions

Comrades were not rioting they were only containing the rioting police.

It's the only university in the entire continent with its own way (UNIVERSITY WAY) and the students have their posh hostels along STATE HOUSE Road.

It is the only university in kenya & AFRICA which made all the cabinet secretaries of kenya!!

The only university that is served by three superhighways:Uhuru superhighway, Thika super highway and ofcose, University superhighway! all at the same time

The only university where a degree can be used as a sec