Thirst apparently has levels. A Karatina resident lady is nursing injuries from the husband. Her s3xual appetite has earned her. On the 1st January when many were ushering in the new year,it was being done in several styles.
Michael Njoroge opted to celebrate "inside". Things were all going on normally with everyone minding their own business until the neighbours were woken up by the noises from the couple fighting outside.
The wife only identified as Njeri couldn't just be satisfied. After completing the first session with the husband,she excused herself to go for a short call in the latrines and come back for round 2. 15 minutes passed and she was not yet back,this made the husband worried that something bad might have happened to his wife so he went out to check on her.
Coming out,he was met with a shocking scene,his wife was getting a "happy new year" wishes from the neighbour a watchman at the market centre but lives in there. More shocking was that they didn't hide but did it right at the door.
A neighbour narrates the dramatic event to NE,"most people had travelled home so in the plot were were very few,we didn't know what was happening until we heard the noises from them fighting. Going out is when we got the picture of what happened,Wafula(the watchman)who was caught servicing the lady said he was from the toilet and the lady begged her to give her a new year bang saying she had seen his manhood it was a long story,the guy is single so they just did it right at the door,the husband wanted to slash them both but luckily panga was snatched away from him. The wife lost three of her lower teeth"
Wafula the "servicing" master stood his grounds that he did nothing wrong and that the lady literally raped him though he won't press any charges. What a way for the husband to start the year.
There's an advert that uses the slogan,"one is never enough" the lady took it literally.
Hehehe! "If you get a good wife, marry her if you can... you'll become happy;
ReplyDeleteIf you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Nice one
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